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at my first acting class, I sat down after doing my monologue and some guy came up to me and said, ‘honey, you’re too pretty. you could just be sitting shotgun in some guy’s ferrari’. fuck that. I don’t need to sit in some guy’s car. I’ll buy the ferrari. get it on your own and no one can take it away from you. no one can take this away from me, because I did.

at my first acting class, I sat down after doing my monologue and some guy came up to me and said, ‘honey, you’re too pretty. you could just be sitting shotgun in some guy’s ferrari’. fuck that. I don’t need to sit in some guy’s car. I’ll buy the ferrari. get it on your own and no one can take it away from you. no one can take this away from me, because I did.

me in ten years

little-greysanatomy:

9x18 » 10x18

Jackson’s stomach been hurtin for a whole year lmao!!!

hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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elizabitchtaylor:

THE HIMYM FINALE IS LIKE IF ON FRIENDS RACHEL GOT OFF THE PLANE SO SHE COULD BE WITH JOEY!!!!

Omg that’s horrible! Lmao!!!

cristinmilioti:

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LMFAO!!!! This is hilarious!!!!

cninja:

The entire wedding was a tease.

Typical Barney and Robin lmao!!! I was kinda salty when they got divorced!

cninja:

The entire wedding was a tease.

Typical Barney and Robin lmao!!! I was kinda salty when they got divorced!